Limitless

People are bound by impossibilities, limits, apprehensions and worst of all, doubt. Why does the human being limit themselves to average? Why are we so quick to accept mediocre?  Why do we subject ourselves to just, ok?

Not only do we settle for less but we endure and tolerate it.  Every year 90% of the worlds population starts off with a set of goals, resolutions, and the heart to persevere. Yet we quickly forget and continue to follow our habitual lives.

Why is it so prevalent in our society to see a target and then give up on it, without even acknowledging the limits we place on ourselves? Why is it that one person can accomplish what would be perceived as the impossible and others can disregard their hope so easily?

No matter how distant your goal may seem to others, do not let them deter you, do not allow someone else's pessimism and opposing attitude effect your belief in yourself. Nothing is impossible, the only person in the way of achieving your goals, is you.

Everyday I set new personal records, everyday I persevere. The more unthinkable the challenge the more it drives me to succeed at it.  I am only just starting to crawl strength wise, I am only just beginning to see results. Everyday my size, build and frame lights a flame of doubt in the minds of those around me, that flame sparks a burning desire to prove them wrong.  I am capable, I am unstoppable, unbreakable, determined and immovable.


Do not be affected by the world around you, strive to effect the world.


"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it.  Impossible is not a fact.  It's an opinion.  Impossible is not a declaration.  It's a dare.  Impossible is temporary.  Impossible is nothing"


- Muhammad Ali

Whats your excuse?

Smack is cheap, talk is cheaper.  Should have, could have, would have. If this and if that doesn't cut it in my books.  The masses want to be 'in shape', lose 20kg, be built like Jay Cutler but nobody is willing to work for it.  Nobody wants to act, nobody wants to take charge, nobody commits.

Who are the ones who act?  They are the ones who show up, they put in the hours, they commit, they take charge, they find their inspiration, they self select, they do it again!  They put in the work, because 'right now' works.  Not tomorrow, not on Monday, not when the rain stops, not next week. Right now.  This is how you get results.  You commit.

I've heard every excuse in the book, the human is a creature of habit we get used to the things that are bad for us.  Wake up, stand up and challenge your body and your mind.  We, as a species are master of excuses, but champions don't make excuses, that's why they are champions, that's why they are 'in shape'

I'm tired of excuses, double standards, issues, illusions and limits.  There are no limits to how far you can go.

Its raining, its cold, its hot, I cant find my big boy pants.
Man up and take charge, your excuses are limiting only you, nobody else.  Nobody cares about where you want to be if you not willing to commit to getting there.

I've been working late, I have three jobs, a new born puppy and some one covered the dogs kennel in pancakes.
If you have time to sit and watch the Idols finale, time to sit and complain to your co-workers about how little time you have and time to stop at the McDonalds drive through for your super size MacMeal - you have time to squat.

I'm too tired, I have insomnia, the neighbours dog kept we awake.
If you committed to exercise in the first place you would sleep better, if you pushed your boundaries in your training, if you challenged yourself and if you committed, an atomic bomb wouldn't wake you.  Exercise shifts your body clock to get your circadian rhythms back on track.

17 years ago when I was in high school I hurt my knee, my shoulder, my back, my attitude and I'm most comfortable on the couch eating doughnuts.
If you never going to attempt to rehabilitate old injuries, or try to improve your performance levels through challenges or keep blaming old injuries for your big ass then you deserve to be on the couch, on your own, in the dark while the rest of us stand by and watch Natalie Du Toit win more gold medals.

I cant afford the gym membership, the classes and the Nike trainers
But you can afford DSTV, the new I-phone and the daily trips to the pie shop.  Exercise costs nothing, motivation is free, I promise you 20 push ups, 50 squats and a couple burpees will only burn your fat not your pocket.

Stop saying you cant.  You can. You just choose not to

Taking a bag of sand to the beach??

There is nothing more taxing than moving home.  Mentally and physically it is a venture best avoided.

Yesterday I had the final task of having to move the crowning item.  The stove.

I decided to leave this offending article to the very last day, now that the removal van has long gone along with  its army of men.  Not only did I leave the stove for myself to cart around but I chose to handle the eviction during a torrential downfall.

Due to the gale force winds and rainy conditions the lift in my complex had been shut down. Which required me to walk up 275 000 stairs, collect my 85kg stove and venture back down, in the rain, with my stove.  Awesome.

Talk about a functional workout.  Now if I had spent my life between the treadmill, pec dec, ab crunch machine, and other arbitrary scientifically engineered machinery, found littering out gyms, this task would have been a major struggle for me, having a payload of but only 50kg.  BUT I would have, an awesome rack of abs, pumped biceps and some notable quads.

However my training methodologies allow my workouts to transpire into active every day living. 'Operation stove drop' was a great success and I handled the removal like a superhero.

My posterior chain has been trained and built to make me harder, faster, better and stronger.  275 000 steps and a kitchen appliance felt like a light warm up in comparison to what my body endures during a functional workout.

Gym junkies all over the world spend their days slaving away attempting to operate heavy machinery, under the false impression that these gizmos are building actual strength, when they are in fact just building size.  Spending an hour tackling the leg press, lat pull down machine and 'klapping' the gym like an addict is as painful and as pointless as taking a bag of sand to the beach.

Sorry guys, size does not matter.  Strength matters.

If you are going to commit yourself to perfecting your physique, get the real deal or your ego is going to write cheques that your body cant cash.

Kettlerthon!

One mad hour of constant steel throwing with Flux Motion.  Raising funds for the Clarke Bay Surf Lifesaving Club.  Epic day on the beach front!

Snatch That

A painful yet exhilarating snatch session with a 12kg, 14kg and 16kg - Sean knows how to lay it on thick!

Choose Life

It seems with summer around the corner, the smell of flowering Jacaranda trees and the sudden bikini boom in stores, people are in a frantic rush to get healthy and in shape.  For some reason winter doesn't call for good well-being and spending the cold days in doors eating Mcdonalds cheeseburgers is perfectly fine.

So let your bodies go, because when spring comes we can find a 'quick fix' or purchase some detox pills over the counter and A for Away.  I choose Life.

Detoxing was invented by a bunch of uneducated doctors who couldn't be bothered to explain the true meaning of health and longevity, to anyone who was willing to listen.  Detoxing is based on 'junk science' rather than a true understanding of how the body works, and is painfully giving people a false sense of security.

Detox advocates say that the body is under constant violation from toxins and needs to be flushed - here have a prescription for our 'super pill' and follow this diet of a glass of sunflower oil and and an olive pip every 2 hours. Great success.  The science behind this is flawed, honestly.  I am no doctor but taking biology in high school taught me that the body already has these systems in place.  You may know these organs well - the kidney, the liver the gastrointestinal tract?

The liver, this magic little organ, changes the chemical structure of foreign components so they can be filtered out the blood.  That's what its there for.  If you however choose to contaminate your body with processed foods, fuel injected meats and Mcdonalds chicken nuggets well then you haven't chosen LIFE to start with, you've chosen MEDIOCRE.

Wellness clinics and spa's all over the world are inviting people to spend thousands of Rands to starve themselves in exotic locations.  Please.  Pay more attention to your body and you wouldn't have to. If you want your body to perform optimally and you want to look amazing for the summer - choose life!

For those who disagree with me entirely and choose average, you may find this diet helpful:

DIET GUARANTEED TO RESULT IN WEIGHT LOSS OF 20 KG WITHIN ONE WEEK              

Monday

• Breakfast:      A cup of weak tea                                
•  Lunch:          Prune pip, suck for ten seconds                                 
•  Supper:        One leg of mossie (baked in the oven), 3ml prune juice – gargle with this

Tuesday

• Breakfast:     Baked crumbs from one slice of burnt toast
• Lunch:          One Doughnut hole without sugar
• Supper:         Read a recipe for roast turkey – That’s all! You may only read it!

Wednesday 

• Breakfast:     One dove egg boiled
• Lunch:          Six Papaya seeds (peeled)
• Supper:         Praying Mantis knees and mosquito knuckles marinated in vinegar

Thursday

• Breakfast:      Ten tomato pips
• Lunch:            Fresh orange peel (one)
• Supper:          Three potato eyes, cut into blocks

Friday

• Breakfast:      Two crayfish feelers – suck only
• Lunch:           One gold fish – lightly fried
• Supper:         Soup made stock from a jelly fish bone

Saturday

• Breakfast:     Four chopped banana pips
• Lunch:          One cooked butterfly liver
• Supper:        One Roasted leg of small insect (half a portion)

Sunday

• Breakfast:     Preserved tongue of sugar bird
• Lunch:          Prime rib of one tadpole
• Supper:        Roasted leg of grasshopper

Monday

 Start to arrange funeral

Out of sight, out of mind

I recently spent ten days in my home town, and as this town is built around a platinum mine, numerous panel beaters and a factory that churns out "big tuffs guys" I thought I would take the time off to scope out what the fitness scene is like, and what the local boys and girls do to make things happen physically.

Turns out even when you live 800km from the beach, the beach is still the biggest motivator for the weekend warrior.  Most importantly, that you have a set of abs that will ricochet the sun light and blind a blond passer buyer.  Abs.  It's amazing how people perceive a good rack of abdominals.  You can have the legs of a praying mantis yet if that 'six pack' is starring on Broadway all else can fail.

Personally, I'm a bum and backs girl - you can tell a lot about a persons abilities by the appearance of their back. A good back that enhances the V-taper is a sheer sign of actual physical strength, good posture, and great mobility.   There is also the insignificant reason for checking out ones back - team steroid - the clusters of acne that develop across the back region are like sign boards for identifying the weak.

Believe me this 'mate' may appear to be big and strong but they are actually just a pair of wet panties.

Many warriors have confirmed the abdominals as a must have.  When I question their training techniques and methods for developing their backs and posterior chain, I'm confronted with "You cant see it, so whats the point", yes, that's right, out of sight, out of mind.

Training the back muscles are overlooked today, but the back plays such an important role in life. Not only for the obvious reasons of improved sports performance, strength, power, core stability and athleticism but because the back muscles play such a vital role in all compound lifts.  You are never going to reach your lifting potential with a weak back, you are not going to bust out high repetition pull ups, deadlifts or cleans without a strong posterior chain.  Your posterior chain is your power zone.

Developing your back, makes you more physically powerful, it will maintain equilibrium and stability for life, not just for your workouts.  The back and core are your bodies center of strength.  Strong posterior chains improve balance, physical performance and help avoid any unwanted back injuries.

Train your back, its the area that gives you that edge, that GO. Your back muscles facilitate all your pulling movements, and I promise you, that will include your 'chic pulling' too.

Interview with Sean Temple

So I got a few minutes with the Temple himself on his thoughts, his training and his methodologies.  Sean draws from an extensive background of sport, conditioning and strength training where kettlebells feature dominantly.

What I love about Sean's approach to training styles is that he continues to research and implement his studies.  He never assumes to know it all and is always willing and open to new things and to be taught.  I personally think his humility is his greatest attribute.

In life when that point comes when you think you know everything or that their is only one way, then you fail as a trainer.

Here's what the Temple had to say:

To the grey man in the street, your profession is based on fitness, conditioning & strength development using kettlebells as a tool for achieving results.  If you could describe the true essence of Flux, what would you say to emphasize the reality behind the sport and what Flux promotes?
Flux is a philosophy borne out of years of my own experience and learning, mixed with the research and coaching, I have received from all corners of the globe. USA, Russia, Australia and obviously South Africa. Flux is about what makes the weekend warrior to international athlete get the most out of what they need for their training goals.  Russian kettlebells, and thus Flux, training is a complete mind and body philosophy - you will never work as hard or be more gratified with the results you get as a person and your goal setting.  We work hard here and there are no excuses for that.  What we do know is that Flux works.


You have inspired me to be a better teacher and a better student, what is the greatest advice you could give to an aspiring superhero?
Well as you well know, you wouldn't have made the achievements you have without a burning passion and desire to improve who you are.  That's the great thing about Russian kettlebell training, if you embrace it, is the immense changes you will see in yourself.  Belief and will to learn.  This sport has so many intricacies and techniques that you never stop learning. So keep learning and just enjoy the ride or should it be the swing?


On a daily basis you work with people from beginners to athletes to weekend warriors, what inspires you the most working with such a diverse group of people?
I love people, but more to the point, I love passionate people who really want to make a difference.  Positive people attract a positive energy and Flux has that in leaps and bounds. The fact that I can help make people achieve what they want as well as achieve a positive vibe, that's what makes me love working with all manners of people.


If you had the opportunity to broadcast one message in 5 words to our nation, a nation that is passionate about sport, what would it be?
STOP THE EXCUSES, JUST DO!


As we know each other on a personal basis, I know that you are a strong believer in functional training methods.  How do you feel about today's forms of training against what they used to be, and how have you integrated old school methods into your teachings?
I really think that there are, too many to count, gyms that use the term functional training too loosely.  I believe that what we were doing with which body part a thousand years ago is what we should be using today.  If you do body building then obviously do that training.  If however you do everything else, there is NO excuse for creating a powerful posterior chain, back and quads.  We also tend to neglect our mobility and flexibility.  We forget that the most powerful part of our body is the mind.  Work that regularly and the rest follows.  Today there are too many excuses being made.  I love this clip so much!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obdd31Q9PqA&feature=player_embedded


You are a soon to be 'Dad', I'm sure the anticipation and excitement is overwhelming.  What is the greatest advice you can give to parents regarding fitness and strength development in their children?
I am so excited to bring such a gift into the world.  My advice is start early! You be the example.  Have fun doing it, build that lasting and genuine relationship with your child.  At the end of the day our bodies have not changed in thousands of years, which means the body wasn't designed for TV or gaming! That's an added perk! So get outdoors, have fun and laugh while doing it! Give your child the best chance they deserve.


Thanks for your time Sean - keep inspiring the uninspired!!

      

          

In my shoes

Jenni Button, Jimmy Choo, Foi Gras and Dom Perignon were the order of the day. London, Copenhagen, Stockholm and Dusseldorf, from skyscrapers to Ferrari drivers tents to the final Led Zeppelin shin dig with the likes of Jeremy Clarkson, Ozzy Osborne, Kate Moss and the Prince of Arabia.  Some like to think that the Hotel game is a glamorous one.

I walked away from this a few years ago after a hellish 10 years of brutal onslaught.  It is not alluring or sophisticated to say the least.  It thieves your every last breath, and cheats your soul.  This game pirated my passion and left me empty.  Smiles were reserved for guests only.

However I look back at it with fond memories.  The industry built an inner strength of cohesion and backbone in me that cannot be compared to anything I've ever experienced.

Growing up in a hotel, in a predominantly male orientated mob, amplified my passion for sport, from football to formula 1, my greatest passions.  I chose after years of searching to enter an industry that awakens your every sense, through excitement, progress and physical development.  The world of sport, fitness, bio mechanics and kinesiology.

Starting a new game in your late twenties is never easy.  Do not pass begin, do not collect R200.  When you are a female, weighing in at 50kg with a frame of a pixie, you are not taken very seriously by aspiring sportsmen, weight lifters and athletic competitors.  However I continue to persevere.

I owe my passion for old school methodologies to Dave Ozorio who took me under his wing 2 years ago, after a long struggle to find a good teacher in the world of fitness and strength.

Dave pushed my boundaries, and salted my taste for true bulletproof practice.  He educated me on the early techniques that outweigh modern machinery tenfold.  Dave inspired my love for the kettlebell and the sport that goes with it.

With the passion for the kettlebell came the introduction of the Temple.  Since meeting Sean Temple of Flux Motion and being exposed to his training styles, his teachings and his enthusiasm for the ancient sport of girevoy. I have develop a burning desire for ultimate conditioning.  Sean awoke an inner temptress in me.  My physical and mental progression has evolved from school girl to aspiring professor overnight.

Sean has encouraged, supported and motivated me every step of the way.  His personal approach and inspiring strength has engineered a machine in me.  Physically, in my 6 months with Sean I have developed a power I never thought I would achieve and it is only just the beginning.

As for his teachings, I aspire to demonstrate his level of discipline and encouragement to my students one day.

Only two years into the world of conditioning and strength, I am only just starting to crawl, I look forward to many years of learning, growing and teaching those who aspire to find their inner perfections.  To passing on the true methodologies of fitness and functionality.

Come ride with me.

A rush of blood to the head

As an adrenalin junkie I spent most of my twenties diving headfirst out of high flying objects, throwing myself off bridges and plummeting down the side of skyscrapers. The majority of my 'leisure' time was spent being upside down.

Jim Morrison, Janice Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, and most recently Amy Winehouse, should have considered spending more of their lives inverted, and a little less 'bottoms up'. Being upside down is nothing but good for you. At 27 years old and looking at the current global status of people with more than a few screws loose, I am alive.   

Which brings me to the topic at hand, why does no one teach the handstand push up?  This is the most natural shoulder exercise, and benefits the mind and body enormously.  Your blood supply is reversed which means your veins and arteries are working against gravity, forcing them to become stronger.  A rush of fresh blood to the head, that's absolute tonic for the mind and brain.  

Handstand push ups develop incredibly powerful shoulders, why are we wasting time on the shoulder press at the local sweat shop? There is no excuse not to do this exercise, it requires no equipment, heavy machinery or any space at all, you can perform this exercise inside your closet if you must.

It works your upper body pressing muscles, developing strength Conan would be jealous of. When in this pose your body instinctively positions itself in a position healthiest to the shoulders, and raising your feet above your body transfers body weight through your hands in a concentrated way.  A handstand push up is the equivalent of shoulder pressing your body weight, many athletes cant even accomplish that.  It can take you years and many deep heat rubs to get to this level of strength with a barbell, but handstand push ups can get you there in a few months.

Not only do they develop absurdly strong muscular shoulders but they teach total body control, and kinesthetic awareness in all your other training movements.  Strength, stamina, power, agility and health all in one exercise.

Today's gyms are placing orders for bosu balls, balance boards and other trivial pieces of balloon, because of the supposed benefits of balance, stability and core conditioning they administer.  I remember reading about the Roman gladiators, preparing for battle, strengthening their cores with a bosu ball.  Handstand push ups offer you all that, plus total body coordination and muscle control.

Being upside down also causes the balance organ in your ear (vestibular system) to adapt to the motions and become increasingly more efficient for your everyday life.  This form of upper body training heightens and strengthens every single muscle in your upper body all at the same time and improves your upper body resistance exercises.  

Strength is not something that you find under a Christmas tree in a box, or on a shelf in your local Glomail store.  Strength is a skill - practice it often if you want to improve it.

In the presence of a master

I feel like I have just seen a trailer to the new rendition of 'Terminator' or 'Blood Sport', except, I featured in it and the leading actor didn't have a stunt double, and actually has real life melon sized joints, an iron body casing and the knowledge of an encyclopedia of kinesiology.

This is - Steve Cotter, being in the presence of a kettlebell great is overwhelming to say the least.  You cant not be in awe of his existence, or not watch his every move with sheer exuberance. Steve Cotter is the director of the IKFF (International kettlebell and fitness federation) he is not your typical 'trainer' he teaches integrity, he pushes boundaries and he researches human physical performance.  A teacher yet also a student.  An elite coach who presents new knowledge and integrates it into his coaching.

My colleagues and I made the great trek up north for a weekend with the kettlebell guru himself.  Prior to signing up for the certification we spent many a long hour training in preparation for two days of blood, sweat and tears.  We put in countless hours, intense effort and buckets of carbs and protein to ensure we were ready for what awaited us.

You never really know what to expect, all you know, is the fear that slowly grows inside of you. Sean Temple of Flux put us through the motions, as he does.  He drilled us, he perfected our techniques, he turned our weaknesses into strengths and mentally placed us in Steve's presence weeks before he had even arrived.

When the time came to finally start the CKT we where greeted with "The following 2 days will consist of fitness tests, technique specializations, coaching proficiency, performance, procedures and..... you are going to die, I am going to kill you"  I have never seen a room of colour turn so white so quickly.  We put Table Mountains infamous table cloth to shame.

Steve took classic kettlebell moves and broke them down individually, refining them and perfecting them in each one of us.  Built up our confidence, perfected our techniques and coached us on the science of movement and its energy systems.  Kettlebells are not just tools for strength and conditioning but an art that requires precision, accuracy, definition and purity.

We concentrated on each movement independently, we studied it, we understood it and we trained like it was the last thing we would do on earth. Each movement was accompanied by set after set, of intense drills, promoting strength, agility, endurance, flexibility and stability. We sweat, we ached, we shed skin but we learnt and we excelled.

You cannot help absorbing Steve's every last word, mimicking his every move.  He is a highly inspirational and versatile coach.  The passion he exposes is contagious. Each and every one of us walked away from this weekend with a feeling of fulfillment and accomplishment. We trained hard and were individually molded into aspiring athletes by his teachings.

The weekend was exhilarating, we discovered new strengths and new weaknesses.  We have formed new goals and aspirations and we stood together strong, we drove each other. The motivation amongst our team alone sets off fires miles away.  Our hard work, dedication and devotion of the 'Temple' earned us Steve Cotter's closing statement:

"This is the strongest CKT team I have worked with"

Well done to everyone at Flux and Kettlebells SA, each of you inspire me more everyday

Synergy's Weekly Scoop

Kettlebell Guru and Director of IKFF Arrives in South Africa

The world renowned strength and conditioning coach, martial artist, world class athlete and kettlebell guru arrives on South African shores - TODAY!  Steve Cotter is one of thee most talented trainers of our century and we as South Africans are honoured to have him share his expertise with us. 

Steve began his physical training at the ripe young age of 12 with the Hsing-I ch’uan Chinese martial arts system and went on to conquer the world!! Today Steve shares his craft and finesse with the fitness industry and educates trainers worldwide on the techniques and systems of correct performance, all the while blowing us away with his precision, athleticism and raw strength.

Up and Coming CKT and Master Classes

An opportunity not to be missed by aspiring trainers and kettlebell lifters.  Steve Cotter will be hosting master classes throughout the country:

1st September:     Take Down Gym - Cape Town

2nd September:    Kettlebells SA - Johannesburg (Fighters only)

3rd September:     Kettlebells SA - Johannesburg

8th September:     Flux - Umhlanga

9th September:     Flux - Umhlanga

10th September:   Kettlebells SA - Johannesburg

For the fitness junkies out there who wish to join the exciting world of kettlebell lifting, it's imperative that you find yourself a qualified coach, to ensure that you get the best results, perform with perfection, avoid painful physical injuries and enjoy this world class sport to the max. Go to www.kettlebells.za.net for more information.

Trainers, it's time for us to stand together, improve our knowledge, expand our horizons and reach for the stars.  CKT kicks off this weekend 3rd September at Kettlebells SA in Johannesburg.  I look forward to getting faster, better and stronger with you all.  For more info on this weekends kettlebell certification go to www.ikff.net

To book your places in the upcoming events, please contact sean@fluxmotion.net or trent@kettlebells.za.net 

Commit to be Fit - Summer is around the corner

It's that time of year again where the sun beats down on the beach, the ice cream vendor get his Christmas bonus and the sales of pina coladas sky rocket.  Its never too late to get that body in shape. 

Put down the cereal box promising you to drop 2 sizes, turn off the TV and step away from the computer and pull yourself together. Pick up a kettlebell and start putting in the hard work, your body will reap the summer benefits of old school training. There are no excuses to not being in perfect shape, having a healthy heart and owning the strength of a brown bear. Commit yourself to fitness, health and longevity.

Ask me how bianchi@synergyinmotion.co.za 

Powered by potatoes

I ran into an ex today from 10 years ago, and we all know that this is never an enjoyable experience.  Especially when you have just shovelled a hot potato pie and the scene of the crime is still evident all over your black sweater.  Might I add that it wasn't just the remains of one pie, but four.  I literally looked like I had been excavating in a pastry mine.

Yes, I did consume 4 pies, in one sitting.

My colleagues and I have been preparing for our CKT with the grand master of kettlebells, Steve Cotter www.ikff.net which entails an average of 6 hours a day of high intensity kettlebell training, coupled with a series of fitness tests.  I know, a weekend in heaven, right?

Which explains the pie eating.  We are currently 5 days from the big event, and its time to super load our muscles.  When training or competing in an endurance event for longer than 90 minutes, your normal 'energy' stores will not sustain you and you will land up running out of gas.  You want to maximise your storage of glycogen in your muscles through carbo-loading.

It is advisable that 3 days before the event, you start to tapper your exercise and increase your carbohydrate intake to about 9-10g of carbs per kilogram of body weight and replace fats with carbs.

Carbs yield energy at a much faster rate than fat, and it is essential to ensure you maintain your energy levels and strength throughout an event of an extended period.  Carbs are thee best performance enhancing substance and best of all its completely legal.

However in my case, I have more than just the concern of sustaining my energy levels throughout the weekend.  I have a metabolism that would eat Ussain Bolts 100m record for breakfast.  Do I need to mention those 4 pies again?  I have been informed that the intensity of training we will be undergoing, will consume anything between 4000 and 7000 calories a day.  I shall be returning to Umhlanga on Monday morning in a hose pipe. I am aiming to consume at least 48 pies before my departure on Friday.

I need to up the anti.

When carbo loading it is important to remember that your meals should also include protein, as when competing not only are you flying through your glycogen stores like Sebastian Vettel on a Sunday afternoon but you are also using up excessive amounts of amino acids.

Include foods such as sweet potato, wholegrain pasta, rice, cereals, raisins, bananas, figs. Especially foods that have a high GI as they release energy at a faster rate.  Avoid fatty foods such as butters, fried foods, cheeses and desserts as you want to gain water weight and not body fat.

I also suggest you include carb concentrates like honey, jams, syrups and energy drinks to boost your intake and avoid caffeine and alcohol at all costs, as besides the fact that it wouldn't be the most ideal set up being hungover during an endurance event but these fluids dehydrate you immensely.  Try and avoid fructose (simple carbs found in fruit) as they can give you gastrointestinal trouble and we wouldn't want that.

Prepare your body for the stress it is going to undertake, look after your body - it is the only place you will ever live.

Most importantly best of luck to the Flux team for this weekend, I look forward to getting stronger, wiser and even more passionate about kettlebells with you all.

Two tickets to the gun show

I'm currently packing Swiss mini's with 2mm pinfire cartridges and unfortunately sales for tickets to my gun show are not going well. Partly because I never used to hog a workout bench, and spend 40 minutes admiring my reflection, whilst flexing my biceps and playing with a dumbbell. I really should have committed myself to that challenge. After all, that's how the Roman gladiators did it.  If it wasn't for all those bicep curls they could never have fought off the Greek armies the way they did.

If only this was true.

If you really want to look big in a tank top t-shirt, drop the dumbbell, its isolating your muscles and head to the pull-up bar. Its the best bicep exercise known to man and builds 'wings' that really make you fly - believe me, if more people new the truth Red Bull would be out of business.

Pull-ups are authentic as opposed to weight lifting. When executing a correct pull-up your skeletal-muscular structure aligns naturally and forces natural power output.  After all, not long ago we were all hanging from trees and used this form of strength development to literally survive.  Pull-ups work your 'wings', rhomboids, traps, biceps, forearms and hands in one swift movement.

The armies of the middle ages had unbelievable strength centuries before the invention of the barbell or dumbbell. Lifters have replaced the phenomenal pull-up with exercises such as the bent over row to stimulate the same muscle groups, but humans have not evolved to execute this movement. The 'lats' are the largest muscle in the human torso - develop them, reap the benefits and discover your potential.

Pull-ups are awesome, they build incredible strength and look cool when you doing them, far cooler than anyone could look in a gym vest doing a bicep curl.  Once you smashing out rep after rep you will discover true feats of strength - its the oldest muscle building exercise in existence.

Whilst the humbling pull-up adds stamina and strength, as well as giving your hips and abs a great isometric workout, this exercise will too become easy.  So as anyone in the fitness and strength game know, you need to up the game.  Challenge yourself to closed pull-ups, move onto uneven pull-ups and work your way to defeating the one arm pull-up.

Moving your total body weight in one swift movement and with one arm, takes years of dedication and enormous proportional strength but teaches you physical control, gives you extraordinary co-ordination and builds unbelievable agility.

You want to sell tickets to your gun show?  Spread your wings and fly

Drop and give me 20

When I hear those words "drop and give me 20" I literally want to fake an injury.  Push ups absolutely mortify me, honestly.  However as much as I experience that erratic scalding in my chest and deltoids, I couldn't promote a more functional movement.  I force myself on a daily basis through set after set, I struggle. I do not have the most incredible upper body strength but I persevere.

Why you may ask would I subject myself to something so backbreaking?  Because it is thee most paramount of all upper body exercises. It trains the upper body to work in synergy with the lower body, it breeds strength, evolves muscle, amplifies tendon strength and basically constructs a bulletproof ninja shell around your entire body.

Strength 'connoisseurs' consider the push up as a beginner exercise and promote the bench press instead.  So lets all stand around the bench and watch this 'oke' isolate his upper body in an artificial way, destroy his rotator cuffs and irritate his joints.  High Five!!

Push ups are one of the prime body weight exercises that when executed correctly develop raw strength and maximum power whilst protecting the joints and building functional potency. The military use push ups as a form of punishment, damn right, this is physical penance. Its retribution like this that drives people to the model machinery in the gym. Because its easy, the contraption is doing all the work for you.  How challenging.

Get off your bench and start building triceps of steel (all three heads), pecs of iron and abs of granite. Of course with strength training progression is the name of the game, so once you smashing out a hundred reps, whats next?  Adding more reps to your push ups will add stamina but little strength and muscle, so challenge yourself to closed push ups, unstable push ups and perhaps start working your way towards a one arm push up.

One arm push ups will definitely get people rubber necking, its a pure feat of real strength.Very few bodybuilders and athletes can master a one arm push up because again people like to stick to what they good at, specialize on a strong point as opposed to developing their entire bodies, its such an illusion.

Lets stop performing circus tricks on the pec dec and get on with it, do you really want to look like Tarzan and play like Jane?

Fight For Fair Play

Recently every channel in the media was covering the controversial doping saga that some of the best schools in our country are struggling to deal with.  This infuriated me beyond measures.  I blame the media.  The media portrays these Goliath type figures on the cover of their 'health' and 'fitness' magazines through the promoting of supplements to achieve the physiques of Greek Gods.

I can guarantee you the models and bodybuilders on those covers do not look the way they do because they had a 'shake' for breakfast.  Steroids have been in our gyms and part of our society since the early 1930's when a German chemist started fiddling with hormones. Thank you very much!

Anabolic steroids, growth hormones, testosterone variants and various others were developed for weak minded people who cannot adjust to the heat of their game.  The most disappointing fact is how little one educates themselves on the effects of steroids prior to injecting it into their lives.

When next in the weight section of your local gym take a good look around.  You should notice lifters wrapping their knees, their wrists, their elbows and strapping their backs with belts.  Ensuring their joints are strapped with stabilizers. Their joints become inflamed, the scar tissue tears and builds up making their joints weaker and stiffer than ever. The change rooms reek of heat rubs and menthol and this is all applied to keep the pain at bay .

Joint pain is a steroid abusers best friend and by the time they reach their mid thirties, torment is a way of life. The damage has long been done, whether they stop training or not. Steroids cause muscles to develop at an astonishingly accelerated rate, faster than the joints can keep up.

The personality changes experienced by a user are the very least of their problems, in South Africa we are all pretty adjusted to a little aggression and violent behaviour by a random passer buyer.  The bigger problems lie in the fact that not only are steroids causing the muscles to grow but also the stomach wall and the internal organs to swell in size.  Nothing like a serving of heart failure with a side of septic shock to bring in the weekend.

These pretty boys with their juiced pecs can get away with 'pansie ass' exercises on their big machines and still get pumped up like balloons.  Not strong - just pumped up.

Do me a favour, give us a real challenge, your biceps don't scare me.

Eat, Pray, Squat

I've been meaning to write an article on the power of the squat for some time now, and as I was completely annihilated at the crack of dawn, with a session of 300 squats, amongst some other ruthless exercises by the infamous Sean Temple at Flux Motion,  I felt now was as good a time as any.  And anyways this mornings session has subjected me to disability for the remainder of the day.

There is no exercise as invaluable as the squat.  In its pure simplicity the squat wins hands down every time.  The exercise works practically every muscle in the lower body and executing a natural bodyweight squat  improves your mind body connections and mental focus.


Keep in mind that when you see those powerhouses 'klapping gym wif their channas' and the 'okes' are standing around the leg curl machine challenging each other to who can curl the most weight, you can turn and snigger to yourself, knowing that leg curl machines put the hamstrings in the worst possible bio mechanical position for strength, and don't add any muscle power.  Its why their suspension is dropped so low on their bakkies, they just don't have the power to extend their weight to the height of a standard vehicle.


Bodyweight squats require no external load and increase your functional strength, your power output and build maximum raw strength and best of all your body recovers quicker between sessions. Bodyweight squats are superior to squatting with a barbell, especially when you start smashing pistol squats out, natural squats blow barbell squats out the water.


When you place a barbell on your upper back it vertically loads the spine with compelling force.  It compresses the vertebrae, the discs in your spine and promotes an exaggerated forward lean which will add extended strain to your lower back muscles.


Instead of challenging yourself by loading 200kg onto your spinal column and making yourself look like a complete hero when your body is ailing inside, and you feel you would like to challenge yourself more, do closed squats instead and then eventually move up to mastering the pistol squat.


Perform a pistol squat one after the other at high repetition - now that's a feat of strength, I can promise you now those 'okes' with the juice filled quads will snap a tendon just attempting this challenging exercise.


So take your bar, do something useful with it and shut up and get squatting

Man vs Machine

I am originally from a small town in the North West where bakkies own the roads, klippies own the nights and boerewors grows like wild grass.  Where bigger, tougher and stronger is the name of the game.  If you aren't klapping the gym twice a day and spending your weekends comparing the size of the 'takkies' on your Hilux you just aren't going to make it out alive.

I love my town, it defined me and definitely contributed to where I am today.  It built my desire for wanting strength and ability, as I too want to 'picks up heavy fings' all though my approach is completely different.

I choose not to tackle the 'pec dec' or interrogate the leg press, I challenge my body.  I combine functional training with kettlebells to develop explosive power. Machines give you the 'all show and no go' where progressive calisthenics give you reaction power.  What most gym junkies don't realize is that machines are doing most of the work for them, not only is it easier to use a machine but they isolate your muscles.  So yes, they are building muscles but they are not building them to work together in synergy.  Therefor they are not building strength, they are building size.

Machines give you the BMW M3 but the Uno engine.  Muscle, no doubt, its visible - those gym vests aren't stretching around their torso's for nothing but stop and ask them to do a a set of 20 pistol squats or spider man push ups and I guarantee you they will struggle.

Bodyweight training, functional training develops aptitude to perfect physique, gain core stability, achieve raw strength and develops nervous power, where ones only resistance is gravity.  Where mastering the one arm push up, hand stand push up, or one arm pull up is a training regiment away.  Machines will never offer the capabilities of achieving maximum pure strength.  Twice a day on the bench press will not allow you the possibility to stand on your hands and press your body to the sky at 50 reps a set without breaking a sweat.

The army, the navy, marine core and air force use calisthenics as a physical conditioning tool to get their 'soldiers' in the best physical shape.  It promotes better health, fitness and improves performance which transpires into active everyday living.

So please, put away the R2000 sneakers, flush the roids, stop oiling the machine bolts, take off your shoes and challenge your body.

Challenge me, to challenge you - get better, get fitter, get faster, get stronger!

I Said No Gloves

I'v been told I have the hands of a coal miner.  They are not my hands, they are my tools. To be honest this works in my favour. I spent the last 10 years in hotel management and culinary arts.  As a chef you are always on the look out for the most cutting edge technology to improve your technique.  Only now having left the kitchen and entered the gym - have I found the first class gizmo.

These hands are grating up blocks of cheese and dicing up onions like Gordon Ramsey on steroids.  Who needs fancy gadgets when you have kettlebell hands?

With these ravishing grasps comes the ominous question "Why don't you wear gloves?", "Have you tried wearing gloves?", "Why you being stupid, wear gloves?" I would love to just respond with "Because I'm hardcore like that"

Kettlebells have been around since the 17th century, you would think they would have thought of gloves by now.  The Russians are after all responsible for putting the first man in space.

Kettlebells are used to perform ballistic exercises, which means with constant movement the handle is shifting from your palms to your finger tips.  Unlike using a dumbbell, the kettlebell is constantly in motion and with the continual displacement of the handle, the skin on your hand is being annihilated.  Calluses and blisters are formed as its your body's way of protecting itself.  Using gloves only increases the wear of your hands, the kettlebell forces the glove to dig deeper into your palm and the seams cause more damage than the naked kettlebell.

If you are in fact really hardcore and a bit of a sadist at heart - then I would suggest you wear gloves.

Personally I'm no hero, I say no to gloves.

* Hand care is a whole other blog - stay tuned for updates!

Love for the Turkish Get Up

I cannot describe the emotion I feel for this crisp, clear and humbling exercise.  Just the name gets my blood pumping and the hair on the back of my neck on end.  It's demanding, excruciating in high numbers and makes you feel like every muscle in your body is going to spontaneously combust, that causes butterfly's in my tummy, an accelerated heart beat and hot flushes all at the faint whisper of a 'get up'

That's Love.

For those of you who don't know, a Turkish Get Up is an exercise that requires you to go from a supine position to a standing position, and back down again with a weight held in a fully extended arm.  The 'get up' forces us to react to different situations and adapt to them developing pure functional strength.

The common gym junkie focuses on developing size and pursues aesthetics and aren't concerned about functional strength.  Walk into your local Virgin Active and I guarantee you, the guys walking around with necks the size of tractor tires and arms large enough to force them sideways through the doors while moving very  s l o w l y would struggle if you asked them to drop and give you 20 push ups, let alone attempting the 'get up'. They all about flash and not function.  They can 'picks up heavy fings' but struggle to move their own bodies around with the simplest of movements.  These power houses of the local sweat shops mistake strength for massive muscle when strength is actually the ability to contract our muscles in synergy.

This impressive exercise gives you full body strength and lean muscle.  Executing the 'TGU' improves your thoracic spine extension, boosts core strength and stability, promotes hip mobility in multiple planes and increases shoulder stability in your lower traps and rotator cuffs.

So what do you want?  A body made up of stagnant muscle tissue, that makes you look like you swallowed Jonah Lomu, or a body that can resist a vicious tackle and force your opponent to ricochet off you and run away screaming like Justin Bieber?

Get functional, get Turkish, and get the hell up, it's the choice of champions.

Steve Cotter Turkish Get Up Instructional Video